Anonymous asked: My laptop is warmer than your heart

true

bachsonofapollo:

the-clarinet-babe:

My parents got me the best shirt ever.

I’m throwing money at the screen, but NOTHING’S HAPPENING!!

bachsonofapollo:

the-clarinet-babe:

My parents got me the best shirt ever.

I’m throwing money at the screen, but NOTHING’S HAPPENING!!

15 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from listless-tubist with 306 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

trust:

why does this muffin look like a hamster tho??

free him

foreveralone-lyguy:

trust:

why does this muffin look like a hamster tho??

free him

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

super-sandri:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

#was

super-sandri:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

(Source: thedorseyshawexperience)

a conversation that actually fucking happened

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.

14 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from lisztagram with 96,104 notes

what if the big bad timelord just doesn’t want to admit he’s afraid of the dark?

(Source: darlingclara)

14 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from purrplee394 with 399 notes

usagistilinski:

So I get that Clara was under The Doctor’s bed, BUT WHO DID THE REST OF THESE THINGS?!

image

14 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from purrplee394 with 1,696 notes

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

image

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um 

dulect:

if the song tik tok didn’t define 2009 for you idk what did

Anonymous asked: Speak sexy French to me and I'll probably melt into a puddle and have your baby 😍😍

(Source: folkdad)

14 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from angry-mammary with 220,744 notes